• Boigraphies:

  • Who is Albert?

    Albert is a very stupid alien. All he can do is lose his human and let his brain slip away! He is always bugging Robert, and Robert is always mean back . . .
  • Who is Robert?

    Robert hates Albert. That's all we know about him. Oh, and he likes taking over the world, which he has done more than a few times.
  • Who is Buddy?

    Buddy is a strange bear who is taken by Robert and Albert, yet they do it again the next episode. . . .he thinks all his jokes are funny and doesn't seem to notice his wife hates him.
  • Who is Bogoth?

    Bogoth is a Gothic monster who hates everything and asks way too many questions . . and she hates music. And bears.

QuickJump: A Biography

I am the creator of Invasion™. I love to write books, including my published book, available for search on wordclay.com, called Sonor of the Great War®. I also love to draw comics, but I’m yet to be discovered . . . . I want to be an artist, and I’ve won a few art awards (not big ones, though) and I have changed to videos! Yeah : ) So, this is kind of my hobby . . .

So, this site is what I have to show off my awesomeness . . . Nah, just kidding, it’s not that great. But, of course, feel free to disagree. I have a family of mom, dad, and two sisters. My bad . . . I’m still thinking I have two sisters now . . . But, ever since THAT, I’ve had mom, dad, and sister.

Feel free to predict what I mean, but you know already.

I use Dvolver to make my films, and I have a few vids with the help of Tom and Samantha. In order: My cousin, my friend.

I have no intrest in you whatsoever, but, without being paid, I entertain you every day.

That is why I hate you.

~QuickJump 

PS: Yes, I was playing around with the symbols . . . none of it applies.

Sorry for the Block . . .

Guys, I know I haven’t done much on Dvolver, and I’m sorry . . .

Of course I’m giving you something! Here I have some . . . . rewards, I guess you could call them . . . . that I can’t get to fully work. So, my instructions:  COPY AND PASTE THE CODE INTO THE ADDRESS BAR AND CLICK ENTER.

Use This Code To Edit Any Page! UnPermanatley, Of Course:

javascript: document.body.contentEditable = ‘true’; document.designMode = ‘on’; void 0

Use This Code To Do Something Special:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval(‘A()’,5); void(0);

NOTE: These codes are not supported by wordpress. You must exit or minimize this page and then paste into address bar. The first code only works on an actual webpage with an address, and the second code a webpage with pictures. Enjoy!

Like the rewards?

To Get Things Straight:

Okay, this is the final post on how to watch and where the series stands:

1. There is no more Invasion. The series is now just Alien Invasion.

2. This is the order you watch them . . . actually, wait . . . I put the pages and links on pages in order! Just follow the pages . .

3. Beware for name changes . . . Alien Invasion will now be . . Invasion!

Invasion is Complete!

Did anybody notice what I’ve done to Invasion? Bye-bye, horrible movie which stinks so bad, and hello the funniest series on the internet!

REAL LIFE NEWS: This morning, I watched a movie called “Ga-Ga Goo-Goo-Eye”. Who knew? 

Anyway, we are having trouble with ideas for the second movie for alien invasion. Anybody got any ideas? There will be credit where it is due . . .  

I’m not changing anymore!

Guys, I have decided, I’m not changing series. I made Invasion a single movie, and I am going back to Alien Invasion and continuing that series! Tah-dah!

New Movie! Maybe

Okay, me and Tom have decided to create a new movie event for the old series, Alien Invasion!

It is going to have a joke in every scene, and it will be six parts! Hurray! Six three-sceners with Albert and Robert making fools of themselves.

That’ll be fun.

Oh, and by the way, Tom is the guy who helped me come up with the plotline for the Unrelated video “Penisy”.

This outta be good . . . .

Confusion . . Sorry

Hey, I know some of you are a bit confused. To the right, The old Movies/Series are Alien Invasion.

The new Movies/Series are Invasion. The Unrelated don’t have a series. Neither do the shorts. But, the Prize page is just what I got for joining Dvolver.

I know, it’s kind of confusing, but, you’ll all get it. Who knows, maybe I’ll go back to the first series someday.

Anyways, just for the record: You watch the movie for alien Invasion first, the series next, and then the unrelated videos and the short shows. For Invasion, the movie is all that’s out.